The Syoi Federation of Thauto States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Consul Kwintuseu Magsimuseu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The devout population of 1.015 billion Thauti's are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mamadeubseu. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The very strong Thauti economy, worth 96.9 trillion 쇼 | Tyuis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,444 쇼 | Tyuis, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thauto States's national animal is the Syoambeu Tuakni, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thauto States is ranked 100,359^th in the world and 93^rd in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,410.6 on the Gilded Widget Scale.